The page is too stupid
Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear. I recommend drinking heavily.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar.
- To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever. Seriously.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what I thought.
- Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of more money for crappily written code, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible. Can't wait for that to happen, can you?
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
- Now, in reality, you can send an email so that when I actually feel like it, I can fix it. And I'm not a mind reader either, so, do tell me where you came from at least, and where it is you are trying to go, or I'll just ignore your stupid whining.